Not Me Monday! Patrick style....

It's been a while since I have given my mom something that is "Not Me" Monday worthy, but I gave her a few while on vacation....so join my mom as she is brutally honest about my mishaps cute blog worthy moments....oh, and don't forget to check out MckMama's post along with all of the other's who are joining her in being brutally honest and living to tell about it!

I DID NOT cry as my mom and dad gave me a hug and stop before we even got out of the parking lot. I mean I WOULD NOT make my mom and dad feel bad about ditching me for the weekend!

I DID NOT eat a DOZEN doughnut holes, and 1 1/2 donuts and drink kool-aide for my 4th of July breakfast. I mean that is one of the great things about our freedom - eating what we want when we want! God Bless America!I DID NOT wake up from my nap on Saturday and said "I miss my mommy and daddy." and then declare on Sunday when told I was heading to meet my mommy and daddy to go home - "I don't want to go back to my house."

I DID NOT bury my face because I was mad when we met my mom and dad at the halfway point and start to cry because I DID NOT want to go home. What part of that phrase did Nana not understand?