Out of the mouth.....

...of our soon to be three year old....

**Background - We have just left our soccer game and are on our way to Backyard Burger to have dinner with Mary (his girlfriend), her parents (Ward and Lee Anne) and his buddy Austin and his mom (Lyndsey). Patrick is riding along while looking through his backpack we use for carrying back up clothes and wipes.

LeAnna - "Patrick I need you to zip up your backpack we are almost there."

Patrick - "Just one minute. I need to get my instructions."

LeAnna - "Instructions for what?"

Patrick - "Me."

Matthew - "Buddy, if only that were true."

Patrick - "I found them." (holding an imaginary piece of paper and zips up his backpack).

Never a dull moment in our house, van, or life for that matter!

LeAnna, Matthew, and Patrick